Lumbersexual: Woodsy & Wild Beard and Skin Oil
Hazel Moon Botanicals

Lumbersexual: Woodsy & Wild Beard and Skin Oil

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Introducing Lumbersexual Beard and Skin Oil, the perfect solution for those who want to smell like they just emerged from the depths of the forest. Our oil is infused with the finest ingredients, including Organic Argan Oil, Organic Jojoba Oil, Organic Camellia Oil, Organic Sunflower Oil, Olive Squalane, Vitamin E, and fermented Elderberry, to nourish and hydrate your skin and beard, leaving them soft and luscious.

And the scent? Oh, it's a real winner. Scented with Organic Black Spruce, Balsam Fir Needle, Organic Tea Tree, Organic Spearmint, Organic Ginger Root CO2, Patchouli and Oakmoss, you'll be smelling like a walking, talking forest. Perfect for those who want to attract woodland creatures or for those who just want to smell like one.

So, if you're ready to unleash your inner lumberjack and smell like you've been chopping wood all day, Lumbersexual Beard and Skin Oil is the product for you. Just be warned, you may attract some bears along the way.

No beard? No problem! We formulated this whisker elixir for double duty as a conditioning skin oil. 

How to use: 

  1. Start by stroking your beard thoughtfully, like an evil genius plotting world domination.
  2. Wash. Your. Face.
  3. Next, apply a few drops of beard oil to your palm. Don't be stingy, your beard deserves to be pampered.
  4. Rub your hands together like you're about to start a fire, but instead of flames, you'll be summoning the power of a perfectly moisturized beard.
  5. Now, massage the oil into your beard, making sure to get all the way down to the roots. This is where the magic happens.
  6. Take a deep breath and enjoy the heavenly scent of your newly refreshed beard. Ahhh, isn't that nice?
  7. Repeat daily for maximum beard happiness and impressiveness.

Remember, a well-oiled beard is a happy beard. So go forth and conquer the world with your luscious facial hair!

Each 2oz glass bottle includes a dropper for perfectly dispensing this stubble softening serum and these ingredients: Sunflower Oil*, Argan Oil*, Jojoba oil*, Camellia Seed Oil*, Olive Squalane, Essential Oil Blend [ Organic Black Spruce, Balsam Fir Needle, Organic Tea Tree, Organic Spearmint, Organic Ginger Root CO2, Patchouli, Oakmoss Absolute], Behentrimonium Methosulfate (and) Cetyl Alcohol (and) Butylene Glycol, Vitamin e, Sambucus nigra Fruit Extract 

*organic ingredient 

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